Chickens are wonderful birds that have a lot to offer to this world. Luckily, they also give us a chance to laugh as they are the subject of many puns. While there are many reasons to admire these birds, today we’re going to go through some hilarious chicken puns.
If you want to please your sense of humor, look no further than this wonderful post. Chicken puns are funny, so you will never regret spending your time going through them. Don’t be selfish and do share these awesome puns with your social circle. You can also consider gifting some hilarious products with chicken puns on them. The sky is the limit with them and there are so many possibilities.
Here are fifty chicken puns that I have collected for your entertainment:
Didn’t this hilarious pun make you laugh? You can use it in a number of situations since it is a versatile chicken pun. I think it is quite funny how a few letters can make such a huge difference. I think this is the perfect one to quote in front of friends who like chickens, they are bound to laugh. Don’t keep this hilarious pun to yourself and do share it with your loved ones!
There are a number of gifts you can get for your friends that feature this chicken pun on them. Here is an excellent mug which would be perfect to give ahead to your quirky friend:
You can even find a wonderful t-shirt for females that flaunts the pun on it:
You’re in luck if you want to get this same design in the form of a brilliant male t-shirt , because it is available:
There is even another beautiful graphic t-shirt with the pun on it for males:
You’re lucky because the same stunning t-shirt is available for females too:
If you are bold, funny, and eccentric, the decor of your home should reflect it. I recommend you get this brilliant wall art which will give your home more personality if you ask me:
People commonly use the phrase ‘you’ve got to be joking’ but chicken lovers know they should use ‘you’ve got to be yolking’ instead. This silly chicken pun has more to do with eggs but it is funny nevertheless. I can’t help but laugh at it and I believe you must feel the same too. Don’t keep it to yourself and use it with others as well. If you’re dealing with a friend who said something unbelievable or extraordinarily funny, just respond with this pun. Share it with your social circle!
If you are quirky or you have quirky friends who appreciate fun gifts, I have just the perfect male t-shirt with this pun designed on it:
Luckily, the same fantastic t-shirt is also available for females, so girls don’t have to miss out on all the fu:
When you’re joking around with your friends, you are bound up to end up with some hilarious ‘inside jokes’ or should I say ‘inside yolks’? If you’re looking for an extremely silly chicken pun that gives homage to egg yolks, this is the perfect one. I think you should share it with your friend circle because it is a pretty amusing pun that is surely going to make them laugh. I am definitely going to share it with my buddies and have some fun while I’m at it.
This is a chicken pun that is a bit inappropriate but it is funny all the same. I am sure you’ve heard of the common phrase ‘butt naked’, well this pun plays on that phrase a bit. I have to agree with you that this pun is quite silly but it definitely makes me laugh so it deserves a place on this list. You should share it with buddies who share the right kind of sense of humor. At the very least they will appreciate you for your amusing efforts to make them laugh.
If you’re bold enough to gift someone a funny underwear, I suggest you give them this terrific one with the pun designed on top of it:
If you want, you can even get your friend a quirky wall sign with the pun:
Whenever you come in contact with a weird situation, you are stuck in ‘peckuliar circumstances’. It is funny how the addition of one letter can relate something that was otherwise irrelevant to chickens. This chicken pun is silly but it can prove useful in some cases. Share it with your buddies who will agree with the silliness and will find it to be an amusing chicken pun. This one isn’t for everyone but it did make me laugh.
If you ever go through a bad day, you may exclaim ‘please excuse my fowl mood’. If you know that chickens are also fowls, this chicken pun will make so much sense to you. It is quite hilarious how this one is formulated. It makes me laugh so much whenever I come across it. I think you should share it with your friends and family. They will definitely enjoy the pun and thank you for sharing it with them.
If you’re going to gift your friend something hilarious with a pun on it, regardless of the event, this chicken pun art will be a wonderful choice:
If you were looking for a naughty pun to send to your beloved, this is the perfect one. If you want to get the romance on, it might be a good idea to send them this pun and let them know that they should ‘cock a doodle do you’. I think this is a hilarious pun that is bound to make them chuckle. Don’t waste much time and do send it to your significant other, they might respond in a way that pleases you. You never know what happens next.
This chicken pun plays with the word ‘poltergeist’ and adjusts it to involve chickens by transforming the word into ‘poultrygiest’. I found this chicken pun perfect for the Halloween season. I was also shocked to know that this is the name of a 2006 Musical Horror film too. I think if you share this pun with like-minded people they are bound to let a few laughs out loose. Don’t limit this amusing pun to yourself and share it with others.
Did you know you can get this pun on a brilliant male t-shirt ?
This is one versatile chicken pun that you can use in a multitude of scenarios. If you want you can use it with your special someone and ask them to ‘cluck me’, or if you go through a disappointing situation you can exclaim ‘cluck me!’. If anyone is around you while you say this, they are bound to laugh at disbelief at the goofiness of this pun. Don’t you dare keep this pun to yourself, instead please be a nice sport and share it with others who could use a laugh or two.
This pun is so damn silly that it can make anyone laugh. I think this pun will be received best when you send it to someone who isn’t expecting it at the moment. When I first saw it I chuckled out loud and was struggling to breathe because I couldn’t stop laughing. Don’t keep this one to yourself and share it with those people who wouldn’t mind it. However, you need to ensure that the person you send it to isn’t going to make a fuss out of this goofy chicken pun, otherwise, it would be a pity.
There is a hilarious t-shirt flaunting this pun on it:
If you didn’t like the previous design, no need to fret. There is another beautifully designed shirt that you can get:
Did you ever expect a chicken to find its way into Superman’s shoes? With this chicken pun, you’re going to find the truth of the real identity of Superman as ‘Cluck Kent’. There is no way you didn’t laugh at this goody chicken pun. I for one am definitely going to share it with the countless DC fans in my contact. I love chickens, I love how they cluck and I am a huge fan of Cluck Kent. What about you? If you’re as excited about this pun as I am, I request you to share it with others who would find it as amusing as I did.
Have you heard of the saying ‘good things come in small peckages’? This chicken adage is full of wisdom and lets you know that you can expect great things in smaller settings and situations. I for one found it hilarious how this one has been related with chickens. The goofiness is bound to tickle your sense of humor. If you’re someone with a short height, you may find this pun to be helpful for your self-esteem. Just kidding. Share it with others and laugh together. Life is all about having fun!
If someone is going through a rough patch, they may be facing a ‘streak of bad cluck’. The play on the word ‘luck’ to become ‘cluck’ is genius if you ask me. This chicken pun is a little too relatable as so many of us are feeling overwhelmed because of the pandemic. It will take time for us to recover and get life back to normal. In the meantime, we should be able to laugh at silly chicken puns. Share this one with your friends who love chickens and wouldn’t mind enjoying this pun in its entire hilariousness.
If a female in your social circle is extremely hilarious and can crack you up at any given moment, you might be dealing with a comedi-hen. I know a few of my friends who qualify as one and I’m not going to be shy about letting them know. There is no way I am letting this chicken pun get away as I am definitely going to share it with them. You should follow suit and send it to your friends who deserve receiving it too! These chicken puns were created for sharing after all!
The double meaning chicken pun is pretty obvious to understand if you know what I mean. It is just right in front of you after all. This suggestive and cheeky chicken pun made me roar with laughter. I have to say that this one is a little inappropriate but guys may feel bold enough to send it to their partners. If you’re interested, you shouldn’t let the opportunity go to waste. Share it with the one who you don’t mind getting close and personal. Who knows what might happen next? Just laugh and have fun until naughty time ensues.
If you’re interested, you can easily get access to a notebook planner with the pun on it:
If you’re eccentric and have a bold personality, you might even want to get or gift this beautiful coffee mug with the pun designed on it:
Chicken puns can get a bit naughty if you ask me. This cheeky one is not everyone’s cup of tea, but those who have a sense of humor are likely going to laugh at it. I for one thought it was so funny that I couldn’t ignore it at all. I think it would be a shame if you don’t let others feel as amused as you do at this one. I would add a word of caution that this pun isn’t suitable for everyone and you need to make sure the recipient is comfortable enough with jokes like this.
If you’re up for it, there is a hilarious adult coloring book with the pun designed on top of it. If you ask me it is perfect for both personal use and gifting so don’t let the opportunity go away.
There are quite a few chicken puns that will only make sense to you if you’re a little naughty. Not everyone would enjoy the double-meaning nature of this one but it is undoubtedly one of the most cheeky and sly puns on the list. Share it with those who you are extremely frank and who wouldn’t mind it. Otherwise, things might get a little awkward and I am sure you wouldn’t like that. Share this one carefully.
If you’re up for it, you can get this cheeky chicken pun on your Galaxy phone case, have a look at this adorable one :
There is even this beautiful phone case design that will take you breath away:
You can even consider this fantastic phone case design with the pun on it:
This versatile chicken pun can be used in a variety of situations. Do you have a deadline looming over your shoulders? Well ‘Oh Cluck No!’ is the perfect response. Do you have a friend who just cancelled a plan on the last moment? ‘Oh Cluck No!’. Did you break a glass by knocking it over the table by mistake? ‘Oh Cluck No!’. You get the point, you can use it in a number of situations easily. Share it with those who have to face similar situations every now and then! Make others laugh with this chicken pun just like you did yourself!
Are you struggling to be calmer? Well, it is definitely time to be more peaceful. Don’t let neuroticism take over your day. Instead, ensure that ‘zero clucks are given’ so that you can have a good time regardless of what may come ahead. Share it with friends who have a great attitude towards life and who know how to face whatever challenges come their way. This cool chicken pun is a memorable one on this list and will probably be used by you because of how versatile it is.
I recommend this terrific female tank top with the pun designed on it:
If you’re a male, you don’t have to miss out on all the fun. You can get this male tank top with the pun on it too
You can even get a beautiful male t-shirt with this hilarious pun designed on it:
You can even get the same design as a stunning female t-shirt ,
This is another chicken pun that is quite cheeky if you ask me. When I first came across it, I couldn’t help laughing. If you know what pecker means, you know exactly what this pun is trying to say. It is a good idea to be well-behaved otherwise someone is bound to say ‘don’t be a pecker’. It is quite funny if I’m being honest. Share this pun with people who wouldn’t mind the frankness of this chicken pun. I’m sure everyone doesn’t have it in them to bear this one.
The fun is hilarious and you can even find a stunning eccentric male t-shirt with the pun on it:
If you didn’t like the previous design, that is alright. There is another terrific male t-shirt that you can get:
When things are making no sense and you want to put out a question in this world, it makes sense to say ‘what the shell?’. This chicken pun is a little silly and is more of an egg pun if you ask me, but it is funny nevertheless. However, this is a versatile pun that you can use casually in a range of situations making it quite the rage. Don’t you forget to use this in front of your friends as it can generate chuckles quite easily just like you would want.
Are you looking for a chicken pun that you can send to your friend on their birthday? Well, the search is over as this perfect pun exists. While this is technically an egg pun, it makes sense to add it to this list. Let the special day for the person become more cheerful with this funny wish that hopes they have an ‘eggcelent’ birthday. Sending this one to them is an ‘eggcelent’ idea, so don’t overthink and send it whenever the time is right. It is humorous and sweet at the same time making it amazing as a birthday wish.
If you know that a birthday is coming up, don’t waste any time. I recommend you get this gorgeous birthday card for whoever the special person is:
The world is obsessed with royalty, and so are we. That is why this pun has made its way into our chicken pun collection. Wherever chicken royalty exists, there you can expect the gates of ‘Cluckingham Palace’ to open up for you. I couldn’t stop my laughter from pouring out when I saw this pun. It is hilarious how things can relate back to chickens with little adjustments. I wonder how Queen Elizabeth would feel about this chicken pun. Anyhow, feel free to share the pun with people who love to keep an eye on royalty!
If you’re up for it, you can get a fantastic stencil with the pun on it:
Chickens play an important role in laying eggs, clucking, and providing meat for delicious nuggets. They also do a lot ‘around the cluck’ which is evident from this chicken pun. I am sure you couldn’t control your laughter when you saw this one on the list. I think it is perfect in its silliness and is worth sharing with friends who have a good sense of humor. Don’t keep it to yourself as that would be unfortunate if you ask me. Laughs are the best when they are shared with others.
Do you know a lady who is exquisite in everything she does? Well, you can give that girl a compliment and let her know that she is a ‘classy chick’. Don’t you think it is quite funny how this common phrase can be linked back to chickens with such ease. I find it quite hilarious and I believe that all of us know a girl who deserves to be called a ‘classy chick’. Don’t be stingy with the compliment and do reach out to females who deserve these words that affirm how charming they are.
If you’re a classy chick yourself, or you know a women that classifies as one, you better get this beautiful t-shirt :
Do you know someone who you can never get enough of? Well let them know that they are important to you and you ‘love yolking around’ them. After all, this is a sweet way of letting a special person in your life know that you love having a good time with them. If you are fortunate enough to have someone who you can joke around with, never take it lightly. Do let this person know that they mean a lot to you and share this pun with them too. You might be surprised by the sweet response you get from them.
This is a chicken pun that gets you thinking and makes you laugh. Well, all of us have seen rough days at school and given ‘eggsaminations’. Therefore, we can realize the silliness of this pun and laugh at it. If you know someone who is still going through school years or if you know parents who are worried about their children’s ‘eggsaminations’, you should share this pun with them. They will relate with it and will also laugh while they’re at it which is perfect if you ask me.
When something incredibly interesting happens in your life, you can quickly let others know that everything seems ‘so egg-sighting’. This is another pun that is quite flexible and I think it is technically an egg pun but that doesn’t matter. You can share it with your social circle and get some laughs, what else would you want? I used this pun when during Easter Holidays and they fit in quite well with the theme. Hope you find suitable moments to use this pun yourself!
If you love this pun, you’re going to fall in love with the adorable t-shirt with the pun designed on it:
You definitely must have heard about the phrase ‘blood is thicker than water’ but now you have been exposed to the chicken version. ‘Blood is Chicker than Water!’ is a playful chicken-inspired pun that emphasizes the importance of family. It is true that your family cares for you and takes you under their wing in a way which is unlike the care others give. While friendships are chosen family, real family have the potential to be there for you in more meaningful and intimate ways. Share this chicken pun with your family and let them know that you are thinking about them today.
When someone tries to mess with you and you’re not in the mood to let anything negative happen to you, use this chicken pun. Let the other person know that they can’t mess with you, tell them that ‘Not Today Mother Clucker’. This hilarious pun gets the message across in a straightforward manner which makes it an important one in this list. Don’t forget to share it with your friends who may also need to use this pun in the scenarios that come their way. I can’t stop laughing at this one and think it is so damn clever.
If you’re interested, you can get a stunning pullover hoodie with the pun on it:
You can even get this stunning pink t-shirt with the same pun in a variation. ‘Rise and Shine Mother Cluckers’ is a funny chicken pun variation that would look amazing on the t-shirt.
Don’t you think this chicken pun is one of the most hilarious on this list? I can’t take anything seriously when I look at this one because it is clever. If you know someone who loves chickens and can use a joke, don’t waste any more time. Send this beauty to them so that they can begin rolling out some laughter. Happiness is best when it can be shared with others so don’t keep this chicken pun to yourself.
When you’re introducing someone to your friends, you usually say ‘welcome to the group. we are f***ing crazy’. However, when it comes to chickens, they introduce a person by saying ‘welcome to the coop, we are clucking crazy!’. I think it is unbelievably hilarious how this common sentence can be related back to chickens. I had a lot of fun finding this wonderful pun for the list and I don’t know about you but I am going to share it with many people. I think you should tag along and share it with your friends.
If you know someone who loves working out, you should try sending this chicken pun over to them. Tell them to keep on ‘working those pecks’. I am so sure you will catch them laughing when they understand the joke. After all, this pun is quite goofy and is bound to extract some laughs. Don’t let the chance run away and do share it with anyone who loves working out. I’m sure you will find the entire experience worth the effort you put in.
Why is working out reserved for males? Let your gal pals know that they too can work out. Share this humorous chicken pun with them and check out how they laugh. If they need the eggsercise, they will get it and will just laugh along with you. It is quite funny how chickens can be related back to these puns. Do share it with your friends, I already sent it to my childhood friend who loves going to the gym! She sent ten laughing emojis as a response!
Do you want to give your partner a compliment? Or do you have a crush who you want to appreciate? Well, this chicken pun gives you the perfect opportunity to do just that. I think it is hilarious how this pun just works. I sent it to my significant other and they found it to be a very sweet gesture. I think it is a good idea to let your loved ones know that you’re thinking of them and want them to feel appreciated. I think if you let a pun help you out, you just make things sweeter and more funny. Don’t forget to try this pun out for yourself.
Don’t you just want to laugh when you read this chicken pun? It is true that a lawn without chickens is both impenetrable by the bird and is also impeckable. This really tickled my funny bone and I couldn’t help but chuckle to myself. If you know your friends will admire this pun as much as you do, don’t let them miss the opportunity. Share it with your social circle and get some cookie points while you’re at it.
If you pay attention to this adage, you will realize that there is some real wisdom it can offer. Don’t start calculating the rewards you will get before a plan is actually implemented. This adage can certainly qualify as a chicken pun too. At the very least, this one will make you think and that in itself will help you make better decisions. So feel free to share the wisdom with other people in your social circle. I love it and hope others admire it in a similar way.
Have you ever been in a situation where you can’t help but tremble because of the cold? Well, this chicken pun is perfect to use in that situation. I am someone who can’t withstand chilly weather at all, so when winters arrive I must exclaim ‘It is so clucking cold!’. If you know someone like me who doesn’t have cold tolerance, send them this chicken pun and they are bound to relate to it on a spiritual level. Trust me on this one, I can tell since I can’t stand the cold myself.
If you know someone who can’t stand the cold, or you yourself can’t stand chilly weather, I recommend you purchase this wonderful pop socket for your devices:
If you have a crush or a significant other, you can send them this chicken pun as a compliment. I think it is vital to rejuvenate your relationship or express your admiration for the other by sharing cheesy puns. After all, they are cute and they get the point across. So don’t keep this one to yourself and pick a good moment to send this out to your special someone. After all, what is life if you can’t be emotionally expressive with another? I’m glad this chicken pun can help you get started.
I think this cheesy chicken pun is quite cute to be honest. I would laugh a lot if my partner sent it to me. I think if you have a lady love or a crush, you could send this to them. It all depends on your equation with them if I am honest. However, I recommend that you do send it to them especially if you think they have a good sense of humor. A pun can be a lighthearted way to express your affection and admiration for a person. It can also help you ease in to opening up about how you feel.
Don’t you just love those people with a good sense of humor? I for one have a hilarious significant other which is wonderful for me because I love being goofy with him. I am going to send him this chicken pun but I think this one is so versatile you can send it to anyone who makes you laugh. Feel free to share it with your funny sibling or friend. They are bound to appreciate it. If someone puts in so much effort to make you laugh, you should also let them know they are doing a good job in cracking you up!
You’ve probably come across the common idiom ‘a bad egg’ in your past. Well, now it is time to see it from the perspective of it being a chicken pun. If someone isn’t as good as they should be, they’re a bad egg and you should be able to say it to them. I jokingly said to my younger sister that you’re the bad egg of the family and she laughed. However, I don’t recommend sending this one to your friends unless you are sure they won’t get offended. I have a very tight bond with my sister and she doesn’t mind a joke if it makes sense in a particular context.
There are so many people in this world who may bring up the question ‘what came first the chicken or the egg?’. While it is true that this is a mystery, it makes a lot of sense to know with certainty that there has to be some ‘eggsplanation’. This chicken pun really made me laugh because it makes one statement that is logical and cheeky at the same time. If you know a person or two who would appreciate this chicken pun, don’t keep it to yourself and please share it ahead with them.
Did you know there are t-shirts with variations of this pun on them? Here is one magnificent t-shirt that you can get for both yourself or your friend:
Did you ever think you would be able to wish someone in the holiday season with a chicken pun? I’m sure you didn’t expect this one on the list. While this is indeed a pretty silly chicken pun, I do think it is very cute and can indeed be used to wish a person on the big holiday. If you know people who would appreciate the cheekiness of this pun, you know what you must do, please share it ahead with them.
If you were looking for a way to make your Christmas special by incorporating this pun in a gift, here is a wonderful option. You can get this stunning pop socket with the pun designed on it:
I think you have to agree with me that this one of the most hilarious chicken puns on the list. I never thought that the start of the weekend could be so horrifying for chickens. No wonder that they abhor ‘Fry-days’. Hell, if I were a chicken, even I wouldn’t want to see the face of the dreaded day where I become a meal for someone else to eat. If you found this pun as funny as it really is, kudos! You have a stellar sense of humor and you should share the pun with people who get the pun just like you do!
Have you ever wondered when chickens get down to eating? Well, you have an answer for sure now. Every time the clock strikes 12 O Cluck, it is time for chickens to start eating their lunch. This hilarious pun instantly made me laugh the first time I came across it. I believe you feel the same because it is so goofy and funny that it will extract the same reaction from you too. Don’t forget to share it with others so that they can laugh at it just like we did.
Do you know someone who is so suave that they attract female attention left, right and center? Well, then they are a chick magnet and you shouldn’t waste any time in letting them know that they are just that. I know that this chicken pun is also funny but it does qualify as a chicken pun so feel free to share it with a guy who is indeed a ‘chick magnet’. Don’t let it go to waste and share away.
If you know someone who is handsome, suave and an absolute darling, you could gift them this hilarious t-shirt :
If you know that chickens are a type of fowl birds, you would find this chicken pun to be amusing. This is a common phrase that people use when they suspect something is amiss. You can use it too with the knowledge that it is a chicken pun as well. I find it hilarious and I know for a fact that many others like me are going to find it funny too. I’m going to share it with my social circle and I recommend you share it with yours.
I think I am quite fortunate to have come across such a humorous chicken pun. I’m sure you agree with me. Well, it is about time we share this good luck with others because others want to have a good time too. If you know a friend or two who would enjoy this chicken pun, do them a favor and just send it to them. You never know how thankful they will be to you! So don’t take a chance and send it away…
At times, it is important to have a no-nonsense attitude. You might have to let the world know that you aren’t someone who is going to quit and you’ll keep going on despite the challenges life throws at you. Well, do yourself a favor and tell everyone that ‘I don’t give a cluck’. I’m sure they will understand you and let some laughter take over them. I think this chicken pun is pretty humorous, so you should definitely share it with others. There is no better way of involving others in the fun!
If you want to get someone a cool and funny item for their home as a housewarming gift, consider this beautiful pint glass :
I never thought that monsters could like eggs but now I stand corrected. It is hilarious how funny this chicken pun is. I shared it with my friends and they couldn’t stop laughing at it. Why don’t you share it with your friends too? The chicken pun is genuinely funny and will surely make them laugh. Apart from that, they’ll be thankful to you for sharing such a lighthearted and silly chicken pun. It is a win-win situation if you ask me! Don’t let the opportunity get out of your hand and strike the iron when it is hot!
The last chicken pun on this list is a pretty hilarious one. Have you ever wondered how comedians would like their eggs? I certainly didn’t but I am happy to know that they would prefer it ‘funny side up’. I think the one who came up with this chicken pun is surely a genius. I couldn’t stop laughing at how hilarious this one is and I’m sure you too can’t take it seriously. Share it with your friends and family who would love being exposed to such a funny pun! You never know how thankful they will be for being cheered up by you!
If you love birds like chickens, you’re going to have a blast going through hilarious puns related to them. Don’t forget to share the ones you like with your friends and family so that all of you are able to share a few laughs. I also recommend that you consider gifting some quirky gifts to the special folk in your social circle. Gifting is a great way to show someone how important they are and also make them laugh or smile while you’re at it. Don’t let the opportunity go to waste and make the most of the chicken puns available to you!
If you’re interested, you can check out one of our other awesome posts called 60 Funny Bird Puns & Pictures to Make You Smile!
My name is Inigo and I'm the the founder of Bird Watching USA! I started Bird Watching with My father-in-law many years ago, and I've become an addict to watching these beautiful creatures. I've learnt so much over about bird watching over the years that I want to share with the world everything I know about them!
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